Monday, September 10, 2007

Super-Man / Jim Tyler / Kid-Rock / Barbra Streisand. >>> U-PICK <<

http://www.TheGoCrew.com

Did I ever tell you I love the name Jim Tyler?

your handle aint bad either. (wink)

I saw that you joined my newsletter@ jimtyler@mywavepage.com
and I wanted to say hello and ASK that you PHONE me.

That's you right?

Here's why – I wanna gift ya gratis(my telly is 1-215-964-505)

PHONE-HOME!

My NEW 100% generic affiliate program opens
LATE next week. My negative wife says it won't open
for TWO weeks, but she was wrong before.

(remember, she's the one that said MLM would never work!)

HA!----now the old goat is spending all my money.

Listen up. If you want to work with me personally
and to earn some $5,000 to $10,000 in the next 30 days

CALL me.

My new 3.2 POUND affiliate books and tapes (mine)
will pay $190 PER level. Two-Tiers.

That means YOU sell 10 X's $190 = $190
and if those ten sell ONLY (5) you earn almost $12,000.

I'll wait, I bet you have your calculator out
verifying my math.

"Jim, can you SEND me the sales letter?"

"Jim, where is the website."

Nope.

No can do,

NOT SHOWING.

as I said, I am looking to PERSONALLY
have some 3,000 affiliates and like 10-20
PRIVATE and PERSONAL protoges.

That means you and me. Together.

Why? BECAUSE the more $10,000 EARNERS
I create the MORE credible my program becomes.

So, if you want to SEE the sales report
and SEE the site and SPEAK to me and ASK questions

Jim Tyler 1.215.964.8505
Leave name / phone / address

Or, you can work this alone or through
one of my affiliates.

At $190 per level and selling a REAL product

(No one sells a 3.2 POUND package these days!)

This will be everywhere on the net in about 30-45 days.

However, you can get the ADVANTAGE with a

** Prive reduction
** Work some of my leads
** Be mentored by me.

THis is 100% generic. Nothing to join. No MLM.

Just a fun affiliate program that pays TWO levels
$190 and $190

Sell 18 and earn almost $4,000

With STRANGERS filling your SECOND
level and making you $190 per clip? Sick money.

If you saw my SALES LETTER I beleive your mouth
would drop. I really do.

OFF the "list" of mine that is rounding 700,000
between me and my joint venture buddy's, I won't
have any problems making $1,000,000 to 1.5 Million
by Winters end.

"THAT's a TON of MONEY JIM MAN!"

Yup. Boat loads.

Remember, this is MY program and I earn
everytime anyone / anytime / sells -one.

Can you say, "King of the hill?"

(God I love this industry!)

=== THIS IS TOTALLY NOT FAIR and a FOUL BALL ===

Nonetheless, just once in your life, experience
the UN-FAIR ADVANTAGE and the leverage of working with
the FOUNDER of a program.

The PRODUCT is $571. Pays $190 and $190

But knowing you, you'll TALK ME DOWN
and save a few bucks.

---1-215-964-8505
JIM TYLER

Join now and work with me. Your new best friend.
or join later with one of my affiliates.

if you think per chance that you WONT be
working this program, think twice.

If you SAW the sales letter I believe you
WOULD HOWL, "I could sell 100 of these."

Step 1: Call me 1-215-964-8505

Step 2: Lets work TOGETHER

Step 3: I will help you get to $5,000 to $10,000

C-A-S-H

Oh---I'll show you my POST-CARD and VIRAL eBook too.

Tools, does anyone (yawn) have any better?

Class, now say it slowy,

"No Jim, no one does it better than you Sir."

Good boy.

Now.

Getting prospects to lay down with this will
be like pushing over sleeping cows.

"But Brother Jim, can I see the sales letter?"

Nope.

Friends only and if you don't call me
and make nice-nice we will never be friends
and you can be all alone over in the corner all
in the dark all by your lonesome.

"BUT KING TYLER!"

DO NOT CALL ME THE KING!

"Alright, how’s this, OH JIM THE GREAT ONE!"

That's reserved for Jackie Gleason you bonehead.

How's just jim. I am a simple man, this
is a simple program and it's stoked with
a two level cash flow pop of $190.

===FREE LEADS, work my List of 700,000!====

"But Jim, how can you work with 200 FRIENDS
who call you and beg you to mentor and spiff
them some leads and who basically cow-tow to you
and beg you to show them the holly grail of
earning stacks of cash on-line?"

Good Lord. You sound like you sell
Liberty or Coastal? Come now man, "STACKS of CASH?"

"Sorry Jim, I am simply jacked up, double dipped
and all sorts of crazy in love with how you write
and I love your SICK BADD ASS WEBSITE
http://www.TheGoCrew.com

Cut the comedy. JUST call me already for cripes sakes.

=== HERE IS HOW IT WORKS ==

My team of LEADERS and me will assist each of you.
PRIVATELY. YOU will be GIVEN a REAL

>> LIFESTYLE COACH<<

Think I am joshing?

Try me. YOU (yeah you ) will be
assisted, coddled and basically whipped into shape.

YOU will also be given a LIFESTYLE coach
in order to get you to $5,000 to $10,000 quickly.

Jimminy Christmas. At $190 per level
and what we are selling is a C-R-A-T-E
of Jim Candy

Manual #1 (121 pages)
manual #2 ( 49 pages)
manual #3 (101 pages)
(2) MP-3
(4) audio CD set
(2) Booklets
(1) TV-DVD

3.2 POUNDS of utter jim.

and the chance to become my NEW best friend.

No guarantees of course.

Lets chat first and see if we jive together.

Thanks Guys,

and especially you!

Yours cordially,

Super-man

IF YOU are already a CUSTOMER / INNER CIRCLE FAN

Don't call. You're already in.
This is only for strangers who don't want to be strange anymore.

1-800-772-9781 EXT: 40
(24 Hrs) recorded training


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Jim “the boat guy” Tyler
Your biggest fan whoo wha!

E’ jimtyler@mywavepage.com

C’ 215-964-8505

Pssst; free training, hint-hint!


http://thegocrew.blogspot.com/
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