Monday, November 19, 2007

Are you still inventorying you needs instead of your seeds?

Phila PA. ——If it’s true that desperate people
make desperate decisions, then I must be the King of
the Stupids. Not that I am a full blown Twit or
anything, which could be endlessly argued until the
cows come by my wife, who never totally
appreciated me running up our credit cards until over
the loud speaker some lady hollered, “Hey Moron!

You have successfully maxed out your card!” So sue
me. I was new and as a new guy I made dumb and
desperate decisions. Whatever. Yet that was before I
had over 2,097 qualified sales, before all of the (4)
business magazines slapped your boy darlings
picture on their cover, prior to building a Million
dollar per month business and before I become the
(yawn) #1 producer amongst 72,904 other nerr-do-
wells in the program that I cut my teeth on. Oh glory
me. There I said it. Now I can sleep better.

From Bonehead to Big-Fish

And whoever said (thanks Zig!) that “a big shot is a
little shot who just kept shooting” must have been a
spot-on fortune teller. Mine. But save your
applause—–because like many of us, I too had the
shame (see mug shot) of creating damage and
industry road-kill. And you ain’t no saint either
because how many times have you ever roped in
people to deals that were a can short of a six-pack?

So far be it for me to play the scout who uncovered
the winning ticket or the ace in the hole. All I am
saying is thank the Lord I’m still standing after 17
years and living tall enough (do you know how
much pressure it is having a $4,095 per month
mortgage payment) to be able to divulge “secrets”
that I promise will make you wince and even make a
few of you kick your desk with fight in your gut.

Some of these mass psychological tricks might even
be considered pathological or even a cracker shy of
criminal. So whose laughing now? But like I said, I
ain’t no alter boy. But now maybe I can even the
score—if only by coming clean, once and for all for
the industry to witness and cleanse itself with. And
for goodness sakes, why not? Someone has to stand
up here and leak the goods. So why not make it me?

One Big Fat Cruel Hoax After Another

Yes, of course I have roped innocent people into
loser cocka-mamey programs. But my redemption
comes through the fact that I was a new dummy and
I didn’t know any better. And I know that each and
every last one of you reading this knows exactly
what I am talking about and don’t you dare play like
I am the only guy here with a bag over his head. So
there you are. One big fraud. Me. The “born loser”
and you are whiffing so bad “Dweeb” becomes your
middle name. But then you breathe “little shot to big
shot” into yourself and strike pay-dirt. BECAUSE
you persevered. BECAUSE you stuck it out. You
paid the price. Then you crack the code a few times,
you hit it large, the money becomes sick and it’s like
hitting the ball out -uv-the-park and you are like, “so
THAT is how this crazy and nutty beautiful business
works——oh, now I get it!”

Not copyrighted. No one has my story. So why bother?

My Little Dirty Secrets Are Now All Yours

And the joke is on you if you think I would spend
thousands of dollars for some sort of “lose cannon”
public service message. Hark unto me. The thing is that
this is another one of my infamous and shameless
displays of marketing umph. Admit it. No one has my
story. So wise up already. Because if you knew how
guys like me make guys like you part with their rent
money—–and no, it ain’t pretty. In fact, I know more
about how the mind works and how it SORTS
information, more than some 4th year grad-level egg-
head sophisticate loafing as a DR. of psychology.

Which is exactly the missing key. So go ahead. Buy all
of those “I used to be poor and now I am rich” books.
Go ahead. Be the moron I used to be. Or you can be...

The Laughing Stock of Your Home Town

Go ahead. Go waste your kids college fund money on
another batch of “how to earn $10,000 a day on-line
with internet ad-words.” Meanwhile I will hold the #1
key which is to know HOW to write ads, how to sculpt
post-cards and little do-dad classifieds that impulse
every known slacker known to man to part with his
money. And guaranteed I will lose some friends. What
I am about to show you is almost “Holy ground.” Then
again in our industry you have no friends. It’s just this
easy. You either are on my side of the fence and
CONTROL the central nervous center of an industry
(through content and control of the products sold) or
you are on the other side, the side where you sit in
front of the cash register playing buyer and making
guys like me even richer. (Thanks Pay-Pal!) Because
we took the blasted time to learn how to be the receiver
behind the cash register. Not only that, but you’d work
your fingers to the numbing bone too and plaster 18
hour days everywhere too if you knew what $92,000
per month looked like and knew what the babes do and
think about guys like us who actually consider such
monthly windfalls as chump change. But for now you
can only fantasize about it. Because you do not know
the #1 and underling component of guys like me who
know how to get hundreds of people per month to
PART with their money. Which is our little dirty secret.

It really is. So go grab a highlighter. It’s not what we
sell it’s more about HOW we (sell) write and knowing
HOW the little dear Lambs on-line SORT
(information) and what we know about criminal
psychology. And the guy who leaks that know-how
(me for instance) is offering you the Genie, the bottle,
the magic potion and yes, if you knew what I know it’s
a virtual license to print money. Here’s why. Do you even
know that learning the proper hidden psychology is the
difference between a true F/T income or lost it all? Just
knowing about head-line mass psychology, which is
third grade know how as far as I’m concerned, is the
difference between people opening your e-mail ads or
not! Then there’s cognitive dissonance, reverse double
bind procedures, “bang alerts” and tie-ins. It’s like
being backstage at a magic show and I am the Houdini.

No Charge. I Still Feel Guilty as Sin.

But don’t worry about me. I’ll give it all away free
not because I am some “Masked” avenger. Hardly.

But because part of my penance is letting 10,000
work-at-home suicide camp attendees “in” on the
little dirty secrets of the rich and famous who sheer
their flocks religiously and who don’t even bat an
eye. My “Death March” audio alone will probably
make you want to hang me by my toes. Do I care?

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And who am I anyway? Look, who cares and if fan
mail could choke a horse don’t bother bringing the
gun. Bang-bang cowboy, the pony is already dead.

Besides, who I am doesn’t add up to a hill of beans.

Plus, being “on top” becomes a bore because you
have to buy everyone dinner, drive cars that cost
$100 a day to gas-up and play nice guy to loads of
Dorks you wouldn’t normally speak to at an all-u-
can-eat fire house beef steak. So dim the lights….

What I Know Would Even Make Jeff Paul
and Jay Abraham Blush Like a Little Girl

This is about you because if you don’t learn how to
flip your dream of working at home into a true hon-
est to goodness no-one-gets-hurt true blue F/T in-
come pretty soon, add it up. You won’t be here in a
year from now reading ads like this. You’ll still be
under some quacks control over at that job that you
loathe, being tolerated instead of celebrated which
after all, is one of the wisdom keys to life. To locate,
whether it takes forever, a place where you are
ultimately celebrated and where you can actually hit
the Mother Load (like Elvis) by just being yourself
and thousands of people line up and say to you,

“Not bad Bro, can I buy some more?” So get off the
slaughter house floor and stop being someone else’s
little white rag. So go ahead. RISE I say! Snake my
free bounty of how-to heaven goody bag of secrets
and lets stop the list inbreeding, the blood bath
industry wide and who knows? Maybe with the grace
that sits within all fortune, good can prevail and we
can help 100,000 people rather than sheer them like
the poor little saps that they are and who aren’t even
aware with it. Oh and P.S. This isn’t some perverted
incestuous pitch for you or anyone else to “join”
some lame rip-off MLM either. I cut that bait a
long time ago. However, it still holds true today, “if
you bait your hook with chum— the fish will bite!”

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Bank on it fly-boy. I’ll sleep like a log, probably
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skinny that only the virtual cowboys and other
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Hugs and kisses……til next time’
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Say it again and make it yours.

Jim Tyler
c/o Pier 3 marina office
31 n. Columbus blvd.
Phila. Pa 19106
C; 1.215.964.8505
E’ jimtyler@mywavepage.com


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