Sunday, December 9, 2007

Use this as your sales letter..........

Dear Overworked, burned out and jaded,

My name is Jim Tyler and my cell is 1-215-964-8505

I am an affiliate for a hot new $1,341 one of a kind course.

However, if you have $14.95 I have $25

In other words, if you will let me ship
you the (where do you live?) our $14.95 INTRO course

** Chaos to Cash" is $14.95
** Booklet
** Audio CD

Think you've seen it all?

Think your business and LIFE can't / won't change?

Think I am and this is blah-blah-(yawn)-blah?

FABULOUS, then please allow me to send you $25

Prove me wrong. Dare you.

Order the $14.95 "one hour challenge" here

http://www.SecretCrewsNest.com

===================================
My "Lose-Win" Thrill To Win Promise
===================================

If after one HOUR on this sick program

If after one HOUR

That's 60 MINUTES

Let me ship to your H-O-M-E

"Chaos to Cash" is a lousy $14 bucks

If, after an hour, you find this bad-ass
"How I earn $1,000 a day and only work an hour a day"
program, if you find I have fibbed, cajoled, bally-hooed
you, ripped my own stelar integrity in half, or
simply not CHANGED your life in an H-O-U-R, if that
happend, THROW the doggone package in the TOILET
and watch me hobble down to the POST and mail you
check for $25

That is my LOSE-WIN thrill to victory promise

30 DAY money back bullshit guarantees are just that.

So much mah-larky it makes me sick.

Take two months = 1-2 MONTHS

Now you sit stunned, with your trigger finger
about to ORDER my lousy little stinking GENIUS
$14.95 program

(did I say, THANKS) already? If not. I just did.

Are you in for this? Do you trust me?

If not. Bad dog. Grab some newspaper and wack yourself.

But serious.

1: Go to my site.

www.TheGoCrew.com

2: Flash me $14.95

3: order-------------“CHAOS to CASH”

You'll see a $597 and $1,341 program

DONT BUY that.

I said, simmer down.

What you are about to learn and see

”Chaos to cash”

the ONE HOUR life and biz make-over OR I send you $25

You can order the $597 and $1,341 program later

(The big whopper $1,341 pays $800 don't'cha know)

WAIT, "Katy bar the door and ONLY order the intro-pak."

http://www.SecretCrewsNest.com

Go there.

Imagine if it sucks.

If I am a bone liar. A spin-thrift of hype.

If we mail to your H-O-U-S-E the package
and it doesn't light ya up……..

THE ONE HOUR PROGRAM

if after an hour you locate that I am in anyway
a DISGRACE to my mother, a hack, all washed up

BUY this freaking course, it doggone rocks!!!!!!!

But alas.

If I am wrong

YOU don't get some lame candy cande "guarantee"
and get your dorky litle FOURTEEN back

NO SIR!!!!

I say, we up the ante and make the RISK
all on yours truly

Little ole me. PART-TIME JOHNNY.

Yes, I am part-time. But I am no ones fool.

THIS PROGRAM IS SICK!!!!

YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ooops.

Bad manners. Me.

My name is

Jim Tyler

c/o Pier 3 Marina Office
31 N. Columbus Blvd.
Phila PA 19016
E’ jamesptyler@gmail.com

My cell is 1.215.964.8505

call me AFTER you order

why?

a) I am a nice guy and we can visit for a sec

b) I am new at this and LOVE to speak to new pals.

c) I have GIFTS

yes, I bare gifts

when you ring me, I'll shoot you over, via e-mail,
a nice FAST START KIT

why?

BECAUSE the package will take 5 days to DROP-SHIP

Why? BECAUSE I care

why do you get some eBooks and audio FILES fast / now?

Because I said so.

Because MY customers rock.

why? BECAUSE you dunn have to float me $1,000
and buy in at over a $1,000 to be TREATED like royalty.

My Mammy didn't born no fool.

I make FRIENDS with my new customers

and you count

GO NOW

TRUST me

I will give you two months.

$25 if I am wrong.

Float me $14.95 now

please

I expect to go F/T within the next year
and this order will help my MIND.

$14.95

Easy peasy.

Please GO now and DUNN forget to call me

I have

TWO (2) free ADVANCE audio files
ONE ebook

"How I earn over $1,000 a day on line
and I only work maybe an hour per 24 hrs."

ORDER

HERE

VISA and MASTER-CARD
http://www.TheGoCrew.com

thanks!!!!!

Me Get ya groove on here’

http://blog.myspace.com/jamesptyler

http://blogs.ebay.com/jamesptyler

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