Dear Overworked, burned out and jaded,
My name is Jim Tyler and my cell is 1-215-964-8505
I am an affiliate for a hot new $1,341 one of a kind course.
However, if you have $14.95 I have $25
In other words, if you will let me ship
you the (where do you live?) our $14.95 INTRO course
** Chaos to Cash" is $14.95
** Booklet
** Audio CD
Think you've seen it all?
Think your business and LIFE can't / won't change?
Think I am and this is blah-blah-(yawn)-blah?
FABULOUS, then please allow me to send you $25
Prove me wrong. Dare you.
Order the $14.95 "one hour challenge" here
http://www.SecretCrewsNest.com
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My "Lose-Win" Thrill To Win Promise
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If after one HOUR on this sick program
If after one HOUR
That's 60 MINUTES
Let me ship to your H-O-M-E
"Chaos to Cash" is a lousy $14 bucks
If, after an hour, you find this bad-ass
"How I earn $1,000 a day and only work an hour a day"
program, if you find I have fibbed, cajoled, bally-hooed
you, ripped my own stelar integrity in half, or
simply not CHANGED your life in an H-O-U-R, if that
happend, THROW the doggone package in the TOILET
and watch me hobble down to the POST and mail you
check for $25
That is my LOSE-WIN thrill to victory promise
30 DAY money back bullshit guarantees are just that.
So much mah-larky it makes me sick.
Take two months = 1-2 MONTHS
Now you sit stunned, with your trigger finger
about to ORDER my lousy little stinking GENIUS
$14.95 program
(did I say, THANKS) already? If not. I just did.
Are you in for this? Do you trust me?
If not. Bad dog. Grab some newspaper and wack yourself.
But serious.
1: Go to my site.
www.TheGoCrew.com
2: Flash me $14.95
3: order-------------“CHAOS to CASH”
You'll see a $597 and $1,341 program
DONT BUY that.
I said, simmer down.
What you are about to learn and see
”Chaos to cash”
the ONE HOUR life and biz make-over OR I send you $25
You can order the $597 and $1,341 program later
(The big whopper $1,341 pays $800 don't'cha know)
WAIT, "Katy bar the door and ONLY order the intro-pak."
http://www.SecretCrewsNest.com
Go there.
Imagine if it sucks.
If I am a bone liar. A spin-thrift of hype.
If we mail to your H-O-U-S-E the package
and it doesn't light ya up……..
THE ONE HOUR PROGRAM
if after an hour you locate that I am in anyway
a DISGRACE to my mother, a hack, all washed up
BUY this freaking course, it doggone rocks!!!!!!!
But alas.
If I am wrong
YOU don't get some lame candy cande "guarantee"
and get your dorky litle FOURTEEN back
NO SIR!!!!
I say, we up the ante and make the RISK
all on yours truly
Little ole me. PART-TIME JOHNNY.
Yes, I am part-time. But I am no ones fool.
THIS PROGRAM IS SICK!!!!
YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ooops.
Bad manners. Me.
My name is
Jim Tyler
c/o Pier 3 Marina Office
31 N. Columbus Blvd.
Phila PA 19016
E’ jamesptyler@gmail.com
My cell is 1.215.964.8505
call me AFTER you order
why?
a) I am a nice guy and we can visit for a sec
b) I am new at this and LOVE to speak to new pals.
c) I have GIFTS
yes, I bare gifts
when you ring me, I'll shoot you over, via e-mail,
a nice FAST START KIT
why?
BECAUSE the package will take 5 days to DROP-SHIP
Why? BECAUSE I care
why do you get some eBooks and audio FILES fast / now?
Because I said so.
Because MY customers rock.
why? BECAUSE you dunn have to float me $1,000
and buy in at over a $1,000 to be TREATED like royalty.
My Mammy didn't born no fool.
I make FRIENDS with my new customers
and you count
GO NOW
TRUST me
I will give you two months.
$25 if I am wrong.
Float me $14.95 now
please
I expect to go F/T within the next year
and this order will help my MIND.
$14.95
Easy peasy.
Please GO now and DUNN forget to call me
I have
TWO (2) free ADVANCE audio files
ONE ebook
"How I earn over $1,000 a day on line
and I only work maybe an hour per 24 hrs."
ORDER
HERE
VISA and MASTER-CARD
http://www.TheGoCrew.com
thanks!!!!!
Me Get ya groove on here’
http://blog.myspace.com/jamesptyler
http://blogs.ebay.com/jamesptyler
Sunday, December 9, 2007
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